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Итак - приходит к мне такое послание.

Laura Martinez to me
show details Feb 24 (2 days ago)


I need a cleaner for my apartment. Please reply asap with your zip code to confirm if the position is suitable for you.

Thanks
Laura.

Ради прикола отвечаю:

Hi, my rate is $45 / hour 3 hours minimum.
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On Thu, Feb 24, 2011 at 10:44 AM, Laura Martinez <pschilke001@gmail.com> wrote:

I need a cleaner for my apartment. Please reply asap with your zip code to confirm if the position is suitable for you.

Thanks
Laura.

Думал - там посмеются над шуткой и забудут, ан нет:)


Laura Martinez to me
show details Feb 25 (1 day ago)


Hello,
Thank you for your timely response. I have a house that i want to
clean up as soon as possible because i will be moving from United
Kingdom. The house is a two bedroom unfurnished apartment. My
Financier in the states will be responsible for handling the payment.
You will be responsible for general cleaning of hallways (dusting,
vacuuming and mopping), doors, windows, pick up trash in common areas,
sweeping and changing light bulbs etc. Must be able to climb a ladder
and lift up to 25 lbs. I will be sending you the payment in form of
cashiers check, which you will get the check soon and i will get back
to you with the tracking number to know when it will get to you. The
payment will be mail soon because i don't want any delay about this
cleaning, i want the house to look as clean as possible. I will be
paying you $300 per week if you are willing to help in cleaning the
house.

До этого абзаца пытался понять в чем суть - дальше стало ясно.

Meanwhile, i will be needing your trust and favor, i have made
arrangements with a shipper that will shipping all my furniture's and
home equipments into the house prior to my arrival. So i will be
sending you a check of ($1800), so you will take out $300 and send the
rest $1500 to the shipping company via western union which i will be
giving you the shipper's name and address where you will be sending
the money to as soon as you receive the check, So i will want you to
email me below details your or the check to be delivered to you asap.

If you are interested do send in your:

(I)Your Full Name:
(II)Your Residential address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
(III)Present work address:
(IV)Home and mobile Phone numbers:
(V)Email address:
(VI)Your Age and Current Occupation:
(VII)Your Gender:

Hope all this arrangement is ok with you, if so do email back as soon
as possible so that i can make the arrangement for the check asap. The
Keys of the house is already with the painter. I really appreciate
your response and i strongly believe you will enjoy working with me.

Thanks

Умнеет народ:) Видно в Нигерии народ в школу пошел.